Funny Whatsapp Status in English and Hindi

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Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi and English

• Style is a way to say who you are ..without speaking ..!!! 

• I am looking for bank loan ,so that It can perform two things ,give me bank loan ,and then leave me alone. 

• Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there !!! 

• A day without sunshine is like ,you know ,night..!!! 

• Life is not fairy tale ,if you loose your shoes at midnight ,that means you are drunk !!! 

• I love sarcasm,it like punching people in the face but with words..!!! 

• you could not handle me ,even I am come with instructions 

• Age is no guarntee of maturity. 

• Trust me ,you can dance - yours vodka. 

• I am going to stand outside.if any one ask ,I am outstanding

• I have good heart ,but this mouth.. 

• The more you weight ,harder you kidnap .stay safe ,eat cake . 

• I have worked too hard to quit now. 

• If someone break your heart ,punch them in the face ,and go get some ice cream. 

• Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up . After I finish laughing  

• If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments

• If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.

• Life is short... smile while you still have teeth.

• Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

• I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.

• One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry ...!!!

• i hurt it when peopples eat tea nd make d sound hlwi hlwi hlwi"

• wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats apple a day...!!!

• Two minutes of silence for all those who study so much more than you but get the same marks as you..!!

• Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them..!!!

• I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card !!!!

• In a dictionary, first comes divorce, then marriage 

• God made us all different. But when he got to China he thought ...Fuck it. Copy, paste, copy, paste.....

Funny Quotes

100 Funny Status

• We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.

•  I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

• I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

•  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

• We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.

• Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

• Reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don’t have a girlfriend.

• Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

• I find it so inspiring to watch people lazier then me. I still have much to learn.

• There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life

• Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

• She is so fake that she should have two facebook accounts; one for each face!

• I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.

• I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That’s the sperm that won

• Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

• Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!

• We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

• Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

•  AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

• Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

• God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P

• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours

• I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

• Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

• By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

• Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

•  After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!

• Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

•  The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

•  I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

• We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.

• AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

• Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

•  I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

• We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

• Facebook account for sale, Friends included.

• Google just called… Google said, “Someone is looking for you”.

• Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

• I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

• Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

• There are no winners in life... only survivors.

•  Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

•  I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.

• If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

•  I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

• We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

•  I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

•  There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

• I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients? 

• We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

• Give me food and a pc with internet connection and you wouldn't hear about me for ages.

• Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

• Please donate some money as I want to buy a new smart phone so that I can continue posting on the page on the go. 

• Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

• Hello, modeling agency? Yes! Umm.. I just got 37 likes on my new profile pic, I think I'm ready to go pro.

• When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

• It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)

• Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

• I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

• My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

• The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight :)

Funniest Whatsapp Status in Hindi English

•  बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham 

• Entertainment Telivision ” है।...Hahaha

• Status: I on Not on whatsapp..... ;)

• ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है....hehe ;)

• Life is too short smile while u still have teeth...;)

• If I agreed with you we both were wrong...:)

• बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।..;)

• Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman… ;)

• तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “.. ;)

• Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.. ;)

• I love my job only when I am on Holiday….. ;)

• दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ... ;)

• Life is too Short – text Fast....

• Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…#Men wil be Men ;)

• भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।... ;)

• You can never buy Love….But still U have to pay for it .... ;)

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