Short Cool WhatsApp Status

Today I'm Sharing Latest Cool WhatsApp Status:-

• Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

• Diets are hard because I get hungry. 

• We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

• God is really creative, I mean...just look at me.

•  I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.

• Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

• Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.

• My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!

• I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.

• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

• I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.

• Everyday is a second chance.